That's right, people.
Today is the biggest day of my life. Okay biggest day after birth of #1, birth of #2, birth of #3, my wedding day, the 2 days I graduated from college, the day...
Let's just say today is a pretty big day for me.
It's the biggest day of my virtual-all-encompassing-I-am-totally-obsessed-may-need-intervention-life.
Today I am being featured on SITS!
So, isn't it only fair that this week's Thursday Thank You (card provided by My Mimi Pie)is for the SITS girls?! They are my idols (and by idols I mean people I Twitter and blog stalk shamelessly) anyway and they totally deserve it.
Card Reads: Dear SITS Girls, Thank you for featuring my blog on your site today. I am so freakin' happy! I only had to wait like 4 months for my special day which is no time at all when you check your email hourly as you anxiously await your day to be introduced to loving bloggers round the world. The only place I'd rather be today than featured on your site is in Vegas for SITScation. And, if someone loves me enough to SPONSOR me I'm there. Kidding! I'm so there. But, if I get a sponsor I can stay at the Venetian instead of earning my keep at the Bunny Ranch. XOXO, Dumb Mom
As you can see, I am so excited to have tons of lovely bloggers spend an entire day at my place (no offense, but so happy this isn't my real life house, 'cause I am not a fan of company of the all day sort), I might poop myself with excitement!
So, welcome, new friends, old friends, people who are gonna hate me when they are done...everyone.
And, let me introduce you to the staff.
Please direct all important financial, psychological, medical, emotional, culinary, hygienic, local, current event or celebrity news related questions to Dumb Mom.
Despite being arguably the most intelligence challenged, she is the only one at all likely to know the answer. The other staff members couldn't find and elephant in their sock drawers (not for lack of ability, for lack of effort). So, start at the top and work your way down. Dumb Mom is definitely the top.
Should the question be history (as in American Civil War era particularly) or sport related, your best bet would be Dumb Dad, more commonly known as Hubby because he rebels against his moniker, but exemplifies it daily (sorry, Hubby, it's true). Any questions directed here are unlikely to be answered as he feels the Internet is a danger zone and most of you are probably creepy old dudes having your way with my photo (or perhaps my boys') in your mobile home bathroom. If you are, please stop.
Your remaining options are as follows:
#1-Resident gamer and graphic novel extraordinaire. Recently learned to read and is using his skill for evil (ie standing behind me & reading emails over shoulder...GET AWAY, KID).
#2-Affectionately referred to as the evil genius as he employees subterfuge and intrigue (aka booby traps and temper tantrums) in a desperate attempt to take over the world. Watch your daughters ladies, and yourselves really, age is not an issue.
#3-Specializes in mud butt, but is also our in house foodie (and by foodie I mean he will eat anything you give him regardless of it's taste, texture, or edibility; if it fits in his mouth he will attempt to swallow it).
And, if you are a classically trained blogger stalker then you will want to go here, here, and here to learn more about the dudes.
Enjoy your stay. Ask questions, make comments, stick around for a bit (aka follow us).
We (and by we I mean I) are way dumber than we look, but we make up for it by being funny. Hope you agree!
10 months ago
183 comments:
Your #3 reminds me of my #2. (Wait, that sounded SO bad. I mean my second SON, not ... well, you know.) Anyway, my point was, my second son will also eat anything that fits in his mouth. I actually have a photo of his huge smacker encompassing an entire golf ball - when he was, like, eight months old. Now that's impressive. :)
Congratulations!! And it is about time, you are hilarious!
you know I love your blog -- so excited to see you were featured today! soooo happy for you. have fun!
Congratulations! My first time here and with all of that amazing vocabulary there is no way you are dumb in any sense of the word. Keep trying though, more children could make it happen!
Congrats on your SITS day!
I can already feel the snarky. My kind of people. :)
Haha, happy sits day! That card is great.
Congrats girlfriend on beingthe Featured blogger! Looking forward to seeing you at SITScation!
lol Enjoyed your post. Loved the card and the pics of the kiddos. Congrats on being FB today.
Hope you have a great SITS day!
Glad you got featured today, your hilarious! keep up the good work!
Congrats on being featured! I keep meaning to find you since you visited my blog, but I am so scatter brained these days. Love your blog and love your son's Spidey-face - so cute!
Look at you all Featured Bloggery! Congratulations girlie! x
That was a wonderful welcome and I love the Thank you card idea. Nice touch.
Wishing you a scent-sational day is the SITS limelight!
Patty
LOL LOL I'm sitting here at 12:15 a.m. laughing out loud. This post was so funny. Congrats on being featured!
This is my first time to your blog from SITS and I am loving it! Hilarious!
Happy SITS day! I'll be coming back tomorrow to read more... now I'm off to bed! Have a great day! :)
Congrats on your big, long awaited FB day :)
I have one just like your little foodie. Our Baby Bug will eat anything...she'll even lick the bottoms of shoes.
Weirdo.
HAPPY SITS DAY!!! =)
Enjoy!
You're definitely funny! and your kids are totally cute!
Enjoy your big day. (Do I need to say I'm here from SITS?)
You are FUNNY !!! Congratulations on being the FB. You've got another follower... Don't worry, I won't stay ALL day.
hello from new zealand congrats on being the sits fb!!! your kids are adorable - enjoy your day
Oh, this is fun! Off to read your featured posts!
The last picture is my favorite and who doesn't need intervention? If it wasn't for people like me the economy would tank. "Chocolate Therapy" is the corner stone of the American economy!! Hugs, Jen
Congrats on being the FB over at SITS! I'm still cracking up about your hubby and the mobile home bathroom. Seriously could your kids be any cuter?! Number #3 amused me the most at our Mad Maryland MomBloggers event. :) Say hi to your mom for me.
You are too cute! Just coming over from SITS. Congrats on being the featured blogger!
Love,
Beth
Congrats on your sits day! Your boys are adorable
Super cute card. Happy FB day from a visiting SITSta.
Happy SITs day. And as always, your post is wicked funny! Good job!
p.s I have one that specializes in mud butt too.
Woot! Congrats on being featured on SITS. Oh look how pretty you are. You already know I think your kids are beautiful so I won't gush...for now :)
Btw, your way smarter then you let on. I know it so you can't fool me!
Happy SITS day! Your blog is hilarious!
It's nice to meet you!!
Love the pictures of the kids. They are adorable. Looks like you keep busy around your place. Have a terrific day. It's so much fun to receive all of the comments and then visit all of the new blogs you didn't know about before.
Stopping by from SITS!! Your blog is super--your writing style is extraordinary!!
Susana @ Our Homeschool Fun
www.ourhomeschoolfun.blogspot.com
Congrats on being the SITS FB today! I have seen you around the blogosphere in the comments of other bloggers but never stopped by...shame on me, right! Your kids are gorgeous (and so are you!) I am going to poke around your blog a bit! Glad I stopped by!
Congrats on your SITS honor! I have been to your blog many times before and enjoy it. Thanks for sharing such beautiful pictures of your family. I'm following you now. Enjoy your time in the spotlight. Have a wonderful day and take care.
-Kiki
Congrats on your SITS day! And a very funny post - I loved it, especially the descriptions of your boys. Have a great day.
Okay, I'm new your new BFF cause I LOVE your blog, and I need friends cause I'm pitiful.
Happy happy happy SITS DAY, Oh Your Highness Dumb One! Enjoy!
Happy SITS day! I loved looking around your blog. Very funny!
Congrats on your SITs Day in the Sun! Have fun as a Featured Blogger...
Rock on, Funny Lady. Sit back and enjoy the most deserved acclaim!
Congrats on being FB!! WOOT! I'm very excited for you:D My oldest just learned the mad skill of over-the-shoulder-email reading too, he uses it to torture me.
You in all your infinite glory! Shine on in your moment. Happy SITS day!
hahaha happy SITS day- love it already! off to read more!
Love the thank you note! Have a wonderful day as the SITs FB...I know you will!
Hey! It's so cool to see a FB that I "know" (read stalk). Congrats to you and heres to a day of bloggy love!
Congrats on your SITS day! Enjoy!
I too am thankful for the SITS girls featuring you, because you are awesomly funny! Thanks for taking the time to blog so I may now stalk you daily :0) since I read while at work, my employees are gonna think I'm laughing at their performance (which, when not reading your blog, I, of course, will be; laughing at my employees, that is) Great blog!
http://wickedlovelythings.blogspot.com
I LOVE YOU!!!! And your blog!!! So real, so true, so damn funny!!!!!
Enjoy your special SITS Day!! I'm still waiting for mine....patiently.
Your posts are very entertaining and your kids are cute! Great blog!
Congrads on being on Sits :)
Love your hilarious post
Happy SITS day! Enjoy yourself...
Happy SITS day! :) Love your blog!
You are so hilarious! Very enjoyable post. Nice to "meet" your family too!
SITS rocks. So glad they featured you today.
You, your blog and your kids are simply adorable! Have a great SITS day!!!
Congrats on your day! You are fabulous!!!!
congrats on your SITS day!!!!!!!
very funny stuff!!!
now i am off to take a look around your blog.
Happy SITS day! How exciting! I am off to explore your blog...tell your hubby to rest easy...I am just a 30something married SAHM with an addiction to blogging!
Congratulations on your SITs feature! I hope you enjoy your day in the sun:-)
Happy SITS day.
I think your husband must be related to mine! LOL
I've always loved your blog and congrats on being FB of the day! You deserve it!! Your boys are too cute :)
Congrats on your big day! Your kiddos are adorable, although they make me have flashbacks to my own little monsters, err...wonderfully loving and well behaved children when they were that age. Love your blog, btw. Good stuff!
Happy SITS day!!!
I just love your blog. I have not laughed this hard in so long. You are a hilarious, gifted, smart, loving, caring mom!! Kudos to you for being able to raise 3 boys!!! I added myself to your follow list, look forward to blog stalking you!!! :)
Happy SITS day! Congrats to you! Your blog is hilarious. Thank you so much for sharing.
Happy SITS day!! I have read some of your archives before and now I am back to catch up!!
Happy SITS Day!
Happy Sits day to you, Happy Sits day to you. Happy Sits day to you. Yipee, cute family.
Happy SITS day!!
Love your boys...they are adorable!
ahahaha. so i cant wait to hear about your adventures at the bunny ranch. must.take.camera. ;)
Awesome blog. Congrats on being featured. Here from SITS.
Congrats Sits girly...today was my first time to your blog! Very funny. Have a great day!!
You are hilarious! Enjoy your SITS day!
Congrats on being the FB! Happy SITS Day.
Congrats on the big day.
HAPPY SITS DAY! Your boys are adorable, I look forward to reading and getting to know your gang a bit better :)
LOL! This is a great post! Congrats on your SITS feature and good luck on that sponsorship!
Happy SITS day...
I love the last picture of your little boy. It is just like my little one...
Hey congrats and Happy SITS day!! I'm a big fan of handwritten thank you notes too : )
Congrats! I've visited your blog before and I think it's great! Keep up the good work and I'll see you at SITS!
Kelly
I was so excited to see you as the FB today! How cool to learn more about you after MEETING you two days ago!
This was such a great welcome post...I was really laughing at the family introductions....just great!!! :)
Congrats on your SITS day...you deserve it!!! :)
Congrats on your sits day!!! =)
Congrats on being today's FB. Way to Go!
Congrats! You are so funny. Becoming a follower! Isn't SITS the bomb?
Congrats on your SITS day!! stopping by and i totally love you blog! you are too cute and I can't wait to read more :)
Just this post cracked me up! Off to read more of your stuff now - enjoy your SITS day!
Happy SITS day!!!
Yeah!!!! Happy SITS day!!!
Congratulations on your day in the SITS sun! Have a most beautiful day
Oh and BTW....I'm not a creepy old dude. :-)
You totally made me smile this morning!!! Congrats on your SITS day. I love how you describe your kiddos! Wonderful and fabulous blog.
Fantastic! Friggin hilarious.. bunny ranch!! I'll be back
New Sits person..
and that just doesn't sound RIGHT.
d
Congrats on your sits day! This is my first time on your blog. It's GREAT!
lol! you are too funny! and Im so excited to find someone in the blogosphere with such an awesome sense of humor! I think I loooooove you!
: )
Congrats on your feature! I am going to read more now.
LOVE LOVE your blog!!! To funny! Congrats on SITS recognition!
What wonderful photos!! Seriously tho, that photo of the woman can't be you!!! Way too young to be a college grad and mommy to such big (beautiful) kids!!! Happy SITSday!!
Hi, stopping by from SITS and I absolutely love you and your blog!! You and your family are the cutest thing ever and you are absolutely hilarious!! I love it!! Off to read more. Just read your Facebook post and it is so true. I need more. Off to check out some more. Congratulations on your day and thanks for making me laugh so much! You rock!
Congratulations!!!!
Happy SITs day! Great blog!
SO Glad you are the FB today!! I love your blog and can't wait to keep up with you and your awesome boys! Happy SITS day!!
Great blog. Enjoy your special day!! and have fun at the Bunny Ranch ;-)
Such cute boys, and if that is a picture of you, you do not look old enough to have three children. AND I think you are so funny and I've read your SITS day post. This is going to be fun!
Congrats on your SITS day - your blog name is brilliant!
Congrats on being featured! Your blog rocks!!
Congrats on being the Featured Blogger! Today is your day! Cute Blog.
Super congrats on your day!
Stopping by from SITS!
Congrats on being the FB!
You really are funny!! I loved reading these posts. You go girl!! (Does anyone still say that?)
Hey! Congrats on your SITS day. Glad you finally posted a pic of yourself. Loved the tour.
Happy SITS Day! I love your blog so far! Off to keep reading!
YAY! How exciting for you! I loved reading about your "employees", so much fun....I'm already a follower! =)
I'm so happy for you today!
Yay!!! I'm so proud of you and you give me hope! Congratulations and I'm proud to say I found you before you were featured! Heck before I even knew what SITS was! Enjoy your day
Congrads love the blog
Congrats on being FB :)
Happy SITS Day! Wonderful blog.
LOL! FB!!! Happy SITS Day to you!
Excellent blog! Congratulations on your DAY. Enjoy the attention....!
love your post... like always and congrats!
Love your blog - hooray for SITS for introducing us! I WILL be back!
Happy SITS day! Enjoy it! : )
Isn't it THE most exciting time ever?! Don't you wish we could be featured monthly? Don't you just want to hug everyone that leaves comments? OK, maybe it's just me. Ha! But, I agree - it is completely envigorating!! I was FB yesterday, and I'm still high from the experience.
Love your style. Reminds me of...me! We could join forces and rule the world!!!!! Or just figure out how to take a nap in the middle of the day.
Congratulations! On your SITS day. Thank you for sharing your WIT and Beauty and Talent with the world!
How'd you get the slide show on your blog. I love it. Congrats again on FB. I think it's great!!
First of all, you are too freakin cute! Your blog is so fun! Secondly, I checked out your photography and it rocks too! Keep it goin girl!
Yes, you are definitely funny! Love the pics ... brings back memories. Congrats!
Happy SITS day!
Congrats on being SITS featured blogger! What a hilarious welcome post!
Hoppiong over from SITS -- congrats on being the FB!! YEAH!! The kids are adorable, LOVE LOVE all that hair!! Being of Irish decent, mine are so fair that their toehead are so blond an there is so little of it (even at the ages of 18 and 21) that it NEVER looked that nice. Looking forward to reading more of your incredibly funny writing. Thanks for sharing your stories.
congrats on your feature! great pics! come check out my giveaways!!!
Congrats on being feature! This is my first time on your blog and first week as being a SITS girl. Anyways, your blog is very entertaining, I can't wait to continue looking around! :)
Congratulations to you. I love visiting your blog. I am so glad that you were chosen as the feature blogger!
CONGRATS girly!!! you havea beautiful family!
Happy SITS Day! Hope your having a better day then I am over here.
happy sits day! so happy for you...you always put a smile on my face!
YEAH BABY! Thanks for the personalized letter! Thats what you do best! LOVE IT!
SUPER cute pics!
You rocky my world baby! Happy SITS Day!
I remember that day of SITs fame-- so much fun. Enjoy it, my friend! :)
I'm JEALOUS of your foodie--my 2-yr old won't eat ANYthing! Congrats on your big, big day!! ENJOY!
I love your header photo by the way.. it's just gorgeous. Did you take that?
Happy SITS day! You are hilarious!
Happy SITS day!
Happy SITS day...great blog...awesome pictures of your kiddos
Happy SITs day to you! I love your honesty in your blogging posts. Not to mention how freakin' cute your kiddos are.
congrats on your feature - lovely to meet your blog!
Tiaras & Tantrums
You have a beautiful family. I hope you are having a great SITS day and make lot of new friends.
You're so funny! Love your blog! Happy SITS day!
YEEAAHHHH! congrats! you know i love you already, but now i love you even more!! happy SITS day!
Congrats! And wow...you are funny! Me likey!
Happy SITS day to you! super funny posts, totally laughed out loud.
that's you??? that's what you look like?? HI! no wonder your kids are so gorgeous!! i'm so excited to see your pretty face!!
congrats on being THE sitsgal today!!
xoxoxoxooox
You are one funny lady! I loved the read.
I am so coming back. You crack me up.
Happy SITS Day! I found through Twitter ... @rockdrool certainly loves you ...
Your boys are awesome!! And you're so very funny ... I look forward to following your blog and maybe make another bloggity friend ...
Congrats on your SITS day! Love your boys, they are adorable! Keep up the good work and great posts! :) (BTW, did you really have to wait 4 months to be FB?)
Happy SITS day!! You are hilarious!
One of my favorite things about you is that you jokingly call yourself dumb, but your writing tells me that you are one of the more intelligent AND witty and funny people I know. Which is exactly why I ADORE you. But wait. Do I even know your real name? Better tell me quick lest I call you Parenting by dummies in Vegas.
Seriously, excellent pick for feature today.......very well deserved.
Congrats on your SITS day! First time to your site...great by the way...you're too funny!
Beautiful Blog!!! Congratulations on being featured, look forward to following you:)
Congratulations on your SITS day! Your family is beautiful.
congrats on your day! Love your blog!
Stopping by via SITS...LOVE your blog! I soooo needed a good laugh :) Thank you!
Came from SITS to say hi! I hope your enjoying your day of being featured!
wow--this is SO impressive!! ;) You are freaking hysterical and deserve it! and wow! you look great. i miss you...
Congrats!!!
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BIG DAY...
Happy SITS day! Such a cute blog!
Great entry. Happy SITS Day!
Hilarious!
Congratulations, Superstar!
By the way, it isn't nearly as prestigious as the SITS thing, but I've posted an award for you over at my blog. :)
Happy Sits day again! Your kiddos are precious!
congratulations from sits
lovely blog
lovely family
lovely post
Cheers!
Brittany
http://www.papermoonies.blogspot.com
I'm kind of bringing up the rear here, but it's still your day here in California (not sure where you are yet, as I've only just hit this first post), but CONGRATULATIONS on your VERY BIG SPECIAL SUPER DELUXE D DOOPER ULTRA WOWSOME FABOO DAY!
Margaret
Wait a minute...it took you TWO DAYS to graduate from college? Good Lord, I hope they had potty breaks. And lunch.
HAHAHAHA... funny!
You write very well and can't be THAT dumb! I love your post and your blog... the dry and sarcastic humor is just my kind!
And those kids - what can I say! Cute as buttons, total darlings with a gleam of mischief in their eyes... I bet you have your hands full!
Have a super duper day!
Greetings from Spain (where I am right now) Please visit!
congrats! What darling kiddos you have!
Congrats on being Featured Blogger! I know I am a day late, but heck I am late for everything!!
A day or two late on this, but congrats on SITS day! Your blog is too funny, and your family is beautiful!
I'm a little behind on my blog reading but am here now to offer you a belated congratulations on your SITS day. That is a really BIG deal. Your blog is great...as are your guys!! Can't wait to learn more about all of you.
Haha! Awesome post! Congratulations on your SITS day!! {belated as it may be} Your boys are too cute!
Better late than never. Congrats on SITS Day!
Just another classically trained blogger stalker! I missed your SITS day but saw your comment in the post for today's SITS!
Congrats to you! That is truly awesome!
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