That's right, people.
Today is the biggest day of my life. Okay biggest day after birth of #1, birth of #2, birth of #3, my wedding day, the 2 days I graduated from college, the day...
Let's just say today is a pretty big day for me.
It's the biggest day of my virtual-all-encompassing-I-am-totally-obsessed-may-need-intervention-life.
Today I am being featured on SITS!
So, isn't it only fair that this week's Thursday Thank You (card provided by My Mimi Pie)is for the SITS girls?! They are my idols (and by idols I mean people I Twitter and blog stalk shamelessly) anyway and they totally deserve it.
Card Reads: Dear SITS Girls, Thank you for featuring my blog on your site today. I am so freakin' happy! I only had to wait like 4 months for my special day which is no time at all when you check your email hourly as you anxiously await your day to be introduced to loving bloggers round the world. The only place I'd rather be today than featured on your site is in Vegas for SITScation. And, if someone loves me enough to SPONSOR me I'm there. Kidding! I'm so there. But, if I get a sponsor I can stay at the Venetian instead of earning my keep at the Bunny Ranch. XOXO, Dumb Mom
As you can see, I am so excited to have tons of lovely bloggers spend an entire day at my place (no offense, but so happy this isn't my real life house, 'cause I am not a fan of company of the all day sort), I might poop myself with excitement!
So, welcome, new friends, old friends, people who are gonna hate me when they are done...everyone.
And, let me introduce you to the staff.
Please direct all important financial, psychological, medical, emotional, culinary, hygienic, local, current event or celebrity news related questions to Dumb Mom.
Despite being arguably the most intelligence challenged, she is the only one at all likely to know the answer. The other staff members couldn't find and elephant in their sock drawers (not for lack of ability, for lack of effort). So, start at the top and work your way down. Dumb Mom is definitely the top.
Should the question be history (as in American Civil War era particularly) or sport related, your best bet would be Dumb Dad, more commonly known as Hubby because he rebels against his moniker, but exemplifies it daily (sorry, Hubby, it's true). Any questions directed here are unlikely to be answered as he feels the Internet is a danger zone and most of you are probably creepy old dudes having your way with my photo (or perhaps my boys') in your mobile home bathroom. If you are, please stop.
Your remaining options are as follows:
#1-Resident gamer and graphic novel extraordinaire. Recently learned to read and is using his skill for evil (ie standing behind me & reading emails over shoulder...GET AWAY, KID).
#2-Affectionately referred to as the evil genius as he employees subterfuge and intrigue (aka booby traps and temper tantrums) in a desperate attempt to take over the world. Watch your daughters ladies, and yourselves really, age is not an issue.
#3-Specializes in mud butt, but is also our in house foodie (and by foodie I mean he will eat anything you give him regardless of it's taste, texture, or edibility; if it fits in his mouth he will attempt to swallow it).
And, if you are a classically trained blogger stalker then you will want to go here, here, and here to learn more about the dudes.
Enjoy your stay. Ask questions, make comments, stick around for a bit (aka follow us).
We (and by we I mean I) are way dumber than we look, but we make up for it by being funny. Hope you agree!
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