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Friday, November 6, 2009

Fragmented Friday

Today's Fragmented post (part of Mrs. 444's weekly series) will be a bit hurried and possibly more fragmented (aka all over the place) because I'm being interrupted repeatedly as I type it to run crawl shamelessly to the bathroom to make whoopee with the porcelain prince.

TMI? Well, then you may want to just stop reading now because I really can't help myself tonight.

Five Fun Fragments...

1. Taco salad is good. Follow it up with a chocolate cupcake wrapped in smooth, delicious strawberry icing and it's the perfect way to end the night.

2. Not such a perfect way to end the night...commode hugging as you wretch your brains out as a result of some nasty chemical reaction spawned by those strawberry covered, chocolate, instruments of death.

I'll save you the gory details, just know that I felt like power washing my mouth after all that dirty went through.

3. Today (and possibly everyday in the foreseeable future) is Halloween. Why? Because Bat-Dawg has taken over my house and is running rampant through it, wreaking havoc on us innocently costumeless bystanders.

Anyone wanna take his high flying barking dog and pony bat show offa my hands for a few days?

4. I love Vampires. I know. Sounds strange coming from a polyester sweat suit wearing SAHM of three, but it's totally true.

And, thing about it is that apparently I love all kinds of vamps: the smouldering, sexually tormented Twilight teen vamps, the hot and sexy, kill-at-will-but-try-to-survive-synthetically True Blood vamps, and every Thursday night since Fall TV began I've been enjoying the waring-love-triangle-vamp-brothers of Vampire Diaries.

And, in case anyone was wondering, all of these are adapted from books.

Books that I have read.

Books that all receive my stamp of vamp-obsessed approval.

All except for that last one.

Don't read it. Well, if you are a 15 year old girl who accidentally stumbled upon this blog via a Google search from Vamp Loving Moms Who Rock, then you should read it. You totally should.

Everyone else should just check out the show 'cause to be on The CW, it's a pretty decent show. I mean, if you're into that sorta thing.

5. Going to be a long night of puking over here. Pretty sure someone poisoned me. Where is Bat-Dawg when you need him?! Blech!

P.S. Remember today is the last day to cast your votes for PBD's Happily (un)Haunted Halloween Photo Contest finalists. So take a look and pic your fave by clicking here!


4 Lettre Words said...

"Stamp of Vamp-Obsessed" that!

And, you're right. Taco salad is good!

Cat said...

You gave me the hungry in one line.

And in the next, you took it away. Hard.

won said...

I am impressed that you followed the part about crawling to the bathroom with mention of Taco Salad.

It made my stomach hurt a bit for you.

Hope you're feeling better.

JennyMac said...

chocolate cupcake on the brain now!!!!

ShellSpann said...

Ick. Taco Salad is painful coming back up!! Hope you are feeling better!

Jennifer said...

So happy I'm not you right now. Sorry for that.

Smellyann said...

I hope you feel better soon!!!

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

Ugh! I think the no-fun fairy has visited your house.

Feel better soon! :)

lululu said...

i hope u feel better soon. but honestly, this post did give me a good laugh! :P

LucyCooper said...

SO unfair when good food becomes bad tummy. And yeah, what is it about vampires?

The (Un)Experienced Mom said...

Wow, hope you're feeling better!

Fun game - never heard of it before today, so I joined in as well.


evenshine said...

Feel better soon!!!

Miss Dot said...

I love vampires too! I have read and watched both Twilight and True Blood though I haven't gotten into the Vampire Diaries yet. Is it worth it...? I trust your opinion!

Happy commode-hugging :(

Eternal Lizdom said...

Vampires are certainly THE big thing lately. My aunt is a dentist in San Fran and Anne Rice used to be her patient for a while!

Hope you feel better soon!

kys said...

Awww. You can send him over to my house. What's one more wild animal around here?

Sorry about the 2nd time around salad. That, for lack of a better word, blows.

Jac @ Wuzzle Makes Three said...

Ok, now I know what I'm making for dinner! Taco Salad sounds so yummy!!

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blueviolet said...

I'm sorry about all of the retching! Eeek.

Unknown Mami said...

So so sorry about your recent and repeated proximity to the toilet. Feel better.

Margaret aka: Fact Woman said...

Oh I hope you feel better. Those chocolate and strawberry cupcakes sounded so good until I read about the results.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I hope you're doing well. I'm usually the one stuck by food poisoning in my household.
New Moon comes out in less than two weeks. Eeee!

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