RanDumb: ROFL!

Decided that since I’m not feeling particularly inspired or creative today I’d share some stuff from other people that I found humorous and RanDumb this week.

Hopefully you too will find yourself ROFL, but I can pretty much guaran-freakin’-tee that these are 100% funnier than anything I coulda come up with.

Just one of those day, ya know?

But, before I introduce you to these, can I just tell you that I think I need an intervention.

Not for blogging, silly.

No, not for food.

OMG, not THAT either.

It’s just that I’m addicted to lists.

Have you not noticed?

I number everything: Ways to have successful birthday parties for preschoolers. How to know if you’re a Dumb Mom Blogger. How to survive the emergency room when your doctor is a d-bag with a toddler.

All numbered.

Oh well, guess it just works for me.

And, like some smart people who know smart people stuff always say, “Why fix what ain’t broken?”, or something like that.

On that note please enjoy: RanDumb: The ROFL Edition featuring people who are so much funnier than me it’s like almost not even funny.

1. Tosh.0. Despite the fact that Tosh is sometimes sexist, often racist, possibly homophobic, and always inappropriate, Tosh.0 is one of my all time favorite shows ever. If I need to laugh I just put on one of the 75 episodes of it that Dumb Dad has saved on the DVR. The fact that Dancing with The Stars didn’t record because the stupid things are hogging up all the free space ticks me off pretty bad and makes me wish explosive diarrhea on him. But, I have to admit that when I encounter gems like this, I come pretty close to forgiving him.

Tosh.0
Video Breakdown - Suicidal Door Diving
www.comedycentral.com
Web Redemption 2 Girls, 1 Cup Reaction Demi Moore Picture

2. LOL Cats. I don’t usually find cats humorous. Some times they’re creepy. Some times they’re gross. And, some times they’re borderline cute in that so-ugly-it’s-cute-way only cats and premature babies can pull off. But, funny, not so much. Except, this one time, when this really annoying girl from school came over and she picked up my cat, and it jabbed one of it’s evil, poison dipped claws into her chest. And she was all upset and like red over it. That was funny. And so is this…

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3. But dogs. Dogs are like chimps, pretty much always funny.

4. See…

And you can save the comparisons to my kids. I already know.

5. The People of Wal-Mart. I’m starting to think that they are really more sad than they are funny, but still. I laugh. Just because sometimes laughing at inappropriate things is fun. And we all do it. Anyone who laughed at this scene in The Hangover can consider themselves guilty of that little pleasure. Anyway, back to Wal-Mart, be careful with the video if you’re at work or in front of your kids who you’d like to NOT grow up to be potty mouths, THERE ARE NAUGHTY WORDS LIKE F#CK AND SH$T AND BIOTCH in here. But, if you’re not bothered by cursing when necessary comical (and if you watched The Hangover I’m assuming you’re not) it’s funny and true and sad and scary and the exact reason why I don’t go to Wal-Mart's in towns that have a total population of less than like 50,000 people. Safety first.

Now. Run along and have a pleasant weekend, but not before you leave me a comment enter my HANDMADE CLUTCH GIVEAWAY that ends tonight.

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