Wordful (Ooo! Ooo! Pick me!) Wednesday

So, I'm not the only one who does super-cool-totally-awesome-blow-you-away giveaways like this one!

Actually, tons of bloggers offer way better stuff than what I'm able to rummage around for.

Like the SITS chicks (please tell me you know of the most awesome blog site on the PA-Lanet!).

They are the ones hosting the blog conference this October in Las Vegas that I am begging, borrowing, and stealing from everyone I know to attend.

You know, the one I'm planning on selling my self out for at the Bunny Ranch (or some way less well known, way more seedy establishment if need be)?

Yeah, that's the one.

I'm going with BFF to it and I'm so effing excited I could do a toe touch (not the jump in the air kind because that is physiologically impossible, I'm talkin' the bend over and touch 'em kind, which for me is BIG!).

Anyway.

They partnered up with Whrrl.com to do this awesome giveaway that would allow some extra-special-totally-deserving-eager-to-avoid-doing-hard-time-for-prostitution blogger like myself a FREE RIDE to SITScation!

And, all I had to do is make up a super cool story that people would enjoy reading (easy, right?) and post it on their site.

See...

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Cool, right?

And, now I'm entered and I'm keeping all ten of my fingers crossed like constantly and I will probably have arthritis so badly by the time I get there that none of the other super cool bloggers I'm going there to stalk meet will even want to talk to me.

But, even if my wicked witch hands get me ostracized by the cool people, at least I'll have my first overnight trip away from the rat pack over here and I won't even have to rent myself out to some creepy-Roscoe-P.-Coltrane-donkey-booty-car-salesman to do it.

So. Worth. It.