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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Photo of the Day & Those Darn Bachelors



We spent our weekend at the end of season soccer tournaments for #1 & #2.

This was the the best pic from the event.

Someone really had to go potty.

Just happy that this one time, it wasn't my kid announcing intimate details regarding body waste removal to the world.

'Cause honestly, this season, I spent as much time at the Slum Dog Millionaire outhouses as I did on the pitch.

And the Bachelors...

First, I am so in love w/that cute breakdancing-is-awesome-but-totally-not-a-real-job guy.

He's not for her; he would not make a good fiance for her (or anyone, at this point in his 25 year old life).

But, he's so cute and hilarious, and not just because I'm a horny, desperate housewife, cougar. Because I'm not.

Second, Jillian (as I've mentioned before) does not mind swappin' spit with the dudes. I'm pretty sure that, if you don't get slobbed down on your first one-on-one time with her, then you are NOT gonna get a rose. It's as simple as that.

Not saying she's a little freak or anything, but she definitely enjoys a little tongue.

Third, Jesse is hot.

Fourth, what was up w/that rose ceremony? It's crap like that that makes me think the show is a joke. When, in real life, is it ever cool to have a friend (aka Chris Harrison) stand there and grill your boyfriend (or boyfriendS) about other women?

Guys would not be okay with that.

Or, when is it ever even remotely okay to bring up a guy's official "status" on the like second date?

And, is it EVER okay to cry and get all emotional and snarky like that with the dude you are casually dating?

Real life, guy would "lose" your number, and tell his friends you are psycho.

Bachelorette life, they like you even more. What-Ever.

Fifth, what was up with Dave? He was seriously like some kinda ridiculously inappropriate, drunk, trucker (wait he really is a trucker, right) who enjoyed the taste of shoe leather because he spent SOOOO much time with his big, stupid steel toed boot in his mouth. And, normally I'm kinda into that (the inappropriate part; you know how I feel about swagger), but he was way beyond the normal, sexy amount of swagger, to the full blown wife beating, bare-foot-and-pregnant amount of swagger.

Not cool.

Finally. Juan was a bonafide d-bag. Can. Not. Take. That dude. He really is the exact opposite of Dave. So glad I won't have to put up with his simpy attitude anymore.

Can't wait till next week.

Predict she will cry at least 4 times.

9 comments:

ck said...

That is the cutest photograph. Is it wrong that I thought he'd been kicked in the wee nads? I guess had I seen his face first I would've realized that his expression was too close to a smile to be that...

Barely Domestic Mama said...

That picture was hilarious!

Shannon said...

Ah... the moments we catch with our lenses! :)

Alicia said...

Freak woman! The picture: hilarious! The review...I'm pretty sure I peed my pants a little I was laughing so hard..my stupid DVR didn't record the first hour. urg! so I'm glad I got the re-cap! And if she kept Dave another week I was going to swear off that show for life!

TKW said...

I thought what ck thought! What a great picture!

TheKitchenWitch said...

Hey, I nominated you for an award! Check out my blog to pick it up!

parentingBYdummies said...

Thanks TKW! I know I'm not that awesome in real life, but I do love being a little bit cool online:)

Dianne said...

Don't believe her, we took a vote, hubby, #1, #2, #3, Uncle and Papa (Bff by proxy) and we voted that PBD is really that awesome.
Mimi

faemom said...

I read every post. I just don't know anything about the Bachelorette, so I don't comment. But it's nice to know I'm not the only crazed person writing blogs and worrying why no one is commenting. Do you freak out about stats too?

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