More on Hate

Can you believe the oldest Internet user on the planet responded?

She informed me that my "sarcasm is indicative of my imaturity."

Actually, Madame. My sarcasm allows me to deal with d-bags like yourself without slitting my wrists and bleeding out all over my bathroom floor.

Not to mention, that it's funny.

You'd think that at her age, she'd have a pretty well developed sense of humor.

Go figure.

I was kind enough, however, to completely ignore her rude comments and share with her a tidbit about the Internet that she is honestly unaware of...

You can go to these really cool sites that help you spell check and proof what you write!

You know, 'cause having coherent writing gives you credibility, and prevents you from sounding like an idiot.

You'd think such a mental giant would already know about this sorta thing, but as I said before, go figure.

So, I set her straight.

Always trying to do my part to help the people.

Don't hate.

Congratulate.

Or would that be congradulate?