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Showing posts with label confiscated. Show all posts
Showing posts with label confiscated. Show all posts

Monday, June 15, 2009

Say goodbye to my little friends

While I fully support the Constitutional right to bear arms, particularly for a young dude, I can no longer allow such weapons as these in my home.

Well, they will remain in my home, but are being hidden away for a period of time that has yet to be determined.

It's just not safe anymore.

#3 is dangerous with these things.

Pain is his business and business is good! (Major Payne was hilarious, no?)

He spends a great deal of time walking around, sword in hand, and he finds it hilarious when his sword accidentally", on purpose, encounters a living creature (aka his unsuspecting family members).

I can hardly blame him because it is quite amusing to watch Hubby collapse in pain when his jewels are assaulted by #3's blunt, but surprisingly painful, instrument.

And, the yelping that ensues after #1 is knifed in the back is probably as entertaining to #3 as it is to me.

But, I can not stand by any longer while my children are mollywopped and pistol whipped by their ruffian of a baby brother.

So, until the small one can be trusted, all weapons will have to be confiscated.

It's a sad day in hero land.


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