In case you
are a pop culture reject happen to not recognize the cadence of the lyrics, this is the popular parody song, "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh", originally recorded by Allan Sherman in the '60s.
Well, WELL before my time, but still, I know my comedy people.
This is my Blaxican take on the song for Bloggy Boot Camp.
Sing along. It works better that way!
Here I am at,
Boot Camp Bloggy.
It is very entertaining,
Tiffany says that we’ll get some blogging training!
I saw Fran.
She’s a hotty.
Laughed so hard I,
had to potty.
And Mama K,
she’s a winner.
Next time I will make her take me out to dinner.
All the ladies,
looked so pretty.
Had me feeling,
And look at Jenny,
she’s so skinny.*
Made me want to drink a tumbler full of Remy.
Now I don’t want,
this to scare ya.
She is nice.
Her name is Sunday.
I am home now,
But I’m goin’ back.
Try to stop me.
is where I’ll soon be.
And I’m coming for the people who ignored me!
And by ignored I mean didn’t ensure that I knew who they were so that I could profess my love for them in true Dumb Mom fashion.
It's no fun to shamelessly stalk people if you don't get to show your crazy to them in person.
And, they stalk me! Not the other way around.
I don't creep around on Shell's blog and get all jealous that she's stealing one of my OG blogging besties. Nor do I go over to Mary's and wish I could have have a fancy schmansy blog design and a bloggy sister too (since BFF has lost her blogging mojo a bit lately)!
Nope. They do that stuff to me.
Anyway. Point is, next time you will not get off so easily!
You are gonna have a sit down with Dumb Mom.
So gonna hump your leg.
*For the record, Fran is skinny too, but since she's preggers I figured I wouldn't mention. She wouldn't believe me anyway, because pregnant chicks never believe you when you say that, plus I hate that my tummy is currently larger than hers and I don't want to focus on that tidbit too much.