Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner

Gonna have to forgive me for not being able to construct a mind blowing, tear jerker of a tribute post.

Sadly, my nearly new seriously-are-you-kidding-me-I-shoulda-bought-an-effing-Mac-craphole-of-a laptop is acting like a little biotch today.

So, in order to construct this post at all I've been forced to do some undercover-super-secret-super-spy business and work on it at work.

I can't even tell you what I had to do to be able to post this thing. Well, I could, but then I'd have to kill you.

And, as much as I love you dedicated-comment-leaving-Dumb-Mom-worshiping readers, I can say with complete sincerity that, after a day like today (3 hours at soccer, 4 hours at work, 1.5 hours of HP tech-support-Hell), I just might enjoy that.

I could see how offing a few unsuspecting, innocent bystanders could bring a smile to one's face.

So.

Don't push me.

Lucky for 2/3 of the dudes, they are entrenched 50 miles northwest of here at a safe house also known as The Compound (because of its striking resemblance to that creepy place in that freaky movie The Shining, long story, will tell later, I'm pressed for time now, remember?) where they are safe from my wrath with their Mimi and Papa.

Also lucky is that I had #3 make this video before my laptop went psycho-crashing-security-breechy and caused me to break into my boss's office go to extreme measures to make this announcement.

So. Without further ado. Welcome to the stage #3...



That's right peeps, the prize goes to my girl, the one, the only, SUPAH D!

For her awesomely constructed entry, Beaver Bootays!



Let's everybody give it up for Supah on her amazing accomplishment (apparently you're gonna wanna make sure you do this because from what I hear she's got a mean knuckle samich and she ain't afraid to use it).

Don't lament if you didn't win (okay, go ahead, lament), I'm currently working on another, even more exciting photo contest that I plan to announce December 1st, so stay tuned for more and get your cameras ready!