Hope you all have a joyful holiday.
Nothing today, but tomorrow is gonna be BIG!
Big news that is way more exciting than getting up at 3am to wait in line for two hours outside of HellMart for a $45 DVD player that you will only get if you can muscle Big Booty Bertha and her boobilicious mama outta the way for it.
Come here instead, it'll be SO worth it!
Oh, and thanks, family, for being you.
You're kinda awesome!
1 day ago