Vote for Me!

Dear PBD Readers,

This is #3 writing a note to all of you on my dumb mommy's blog.

I am reaching out to you all today to ask for your assitance with a very important situation.

I am currently in the running to be named cutest baby on Baby Makin(g) Machine's blog. She is running a second cute baby photo contest, and since I can't win my mommy's Halloween one (she said some baloney about it not being fair), I've decided to enter this one instead.

I feel like I've got it in the bag, I mean, from what Dumb Mom and Dumb Dad say, I really, truly am the cutest baby they have ever seen in their whole entire lives, so I don't see how I can't win.

But, Mommy says I still need to politic for votes, just to be sure. So in an effort to get you on the winning team, Team #3 (which actually doesn't sound like the winning team at all, it sounds more like the 3rd place team, but it totally is the winning team, I know it), I am promising every person who votes for me that Dumb Mom will not embarrass you in any way (sorry, it's the best I can do, I'm a baby, and that woman is uncontrollable).

So, my mommy's virtual friends, I need all the help I can get on this. I won't rest until I am named cutest baby. I won't stop until that button is displayed prominently on mommy's blog. I won't quit begging until you make it happen (so do yourself a favor and click on the dang button and work your magic, I'm #45, no need to spend time looking at the other blokes, just scroll straight down to me), or until the contest ends on 10/18.

Yes I can!

I'm really hoping you will pull together for me, for Dumb Mom, for cute babies every where and name me as their leader. Should I be chosen I promise to use my champion smile to win over ladies everywhere, to give hugs and kisses to said ladies on demand, and to keep the number of someone-slap-that-screaming-kid-or-so-help-me days at the grocery store to a bare minimum (no more than like once a week, promise).

Are you convinced now? Are you on Team #3 (forget Team Edward and Team Jacob, Team #3 is the shizzle)? Are you ready to take the next step?




And, be sure that once you are done over there helping me win the title, that you come right back over here and send in your Halloween photos for Dumb Mom's contest. The entries are starting to come in now and we don't want your kid to be left out (plus, Dumb Mom will so cry if at least 10 people don't enter, so please send in your photos so we don't have to endure that embarrassment).

Thanks a million!

Your friend,
#3