Hello! It's me, Dumb Mom, doing a stint as my all-time favorite fictional character, Pipi Longstalkings.
I haven't dressed this body up in costume since the Halloween of 1991.
I have no photographic proof, but just note that I went in drag that year (as a boy, just to clarify) and it wasn't pretty. There were a pair of saggy pants and a jersey of some sort involved and I looked an awful lot like my 8th grade self looked on a day to day basis (for some reason I thought dressing like a boy was fashionable and cute. It was not). Very unoriginal and, from my current position as fashion iconmom, shamefully bad.
But, despite having learned my lesson when it comes to celebrating Halloween in costume, I decided that this year, being the first year of our
soon-to-be famous Happily (un)Haunted Halloween Photo Contest, I needed to do it big.
Apparently so did my guests!
See...
There were fairies,
and rag dolls,
And, to top the whole shindig off, Kanye showed up...
He interrupted me like twice and then I threatened to eject him. I'm not the pushover MTV is.
Anywho...On to more important issues.
The 5 finalists in the 1st Annual Happily (un)Haunted Halloween Photo contest have been selected!
But...OMG!
It was soooo dang hard!
Look at all of the winning entries I received!
Best Avian...
Best I'm-Gonna-Get-You-Sucka...
Best Use of Science...
Best Use of Color...
Best Barnyard Representatives...
Best Homegrown Costume...
Best Shepherd and Disgruntled Sheep...
Best Costumed Family...
Best All-Terrain Vehicle
Best House Cat Representative...
Best Impromptu Costume...
Best Non-Decepticon...
Best Member of a Swarm...
Best Use of Furniture...
Best Selling Costume...
Best Princess Featuring a Katana (look in the background)...
Best Amphibian...
Best Costume You Could Eat (think she's a candy corn?)...
Best Representative for the Undead...
25 creative, inspired, cute, scary, beautiful costumes were entered in the contest on the backs of 25 awesomely amazing, super cute cuties and their mommies.
The competition was stiff.
The decision was difficult.
But, I persevered.
I pulled through, and I did my duty.
The top five finalists have been selected and here (drum roll please!) they are (please note: I titled them, because I'm funny like that!)!
#1: Beaver Bootays from Supah D. @ Adventures of a Wannabe Supah Mommy
#2: Sleeping Beauties. Entered by Mary @ Hurricane Riley and his Brother Rex.
#3: Hermione Who? From CK @ Bad Mommy Moments
#4: So Over that Cheap Gnome. Submitted by Betsy B. Honest @ Honest to Betsy.
#5: Trick-or-Treat Bit**es! A title only Mary from Pajamas and Coffee could truly appreciate:)!
Now, rush out and tell all of your friends to vote for your kid.
Tell them where to find me and tell them all about how you had to beat out tons of other creatively costumed kids to make it to the finals.
And then, encourage them to vote for your little spookster.
But. No need to vote for yourself. As much as you are dying to show the world that your sweet pickle is the very sweetest (because you say so damn it!), it's really just not necessary.
Because, admit it, no matter how cute, creative, scary, or sweet the other kids looked in their costumes, no one really topped your little creep in his (or hers as the case may be).
And, even if by some strange twist of fate another kid did sorta kinda maybe if you look really closely have a slightly better costume in theory, your kid looked much more appealing in his (and frankly, would look better in the other kid's too!).
And, since you are quite the budding Anne Geddes behind the lens, I'm sure that you know that I know that your photo composition is not only superior to the other entries, but also to anything I have ever seen before.
Got it. You rock and so does your kid.
Totally agree.
100%.
So, since I know what's up, I've already counted your vote in favor of your kid (each kid is currently tied @ one) so no need to bother voting for Mr. Wonderful, you might as well go ahead and use your free vote to help out another, less fortunate, child.
All you have to do to make your choice known is leave a comment saying which number you want to vote for (#6 is ineligible).
Voting will stay open from now until Friday and the winner will be announced next Saturday on the Saturday Swag-urday post, so that should be plenty of time to teach all of your grandparents to log on to the Internet, find my bog, create an email address and leave a comment voting for your photo. Or, it's plenty of time to tell 'em all about it, set up a fake account in their name, and vote for them*!
I'll never know?!
Good luck and thanks for playing!
*Please note: All votes from "Anonymous" will be disqualified since that could easily just be you logging in and voting for yourself over and over and over again!
107 comments:
I love #3 Hermione Who? :-)
ANd I love that my baby gets Best Princess Featuring a Katana. :-) I love her. And her daddy collects those things. He has stars and swords and the likes everywhere. :-)
Hermione Who?!! I love it!
I like #4 the cute gnome. But can I put in a side vote for Kanye there? Best dimples evah!
I vote for #5...love the colors!
p.s. Thanks for the best Homegrown Costume Title!
#4, That costume is just way, way too cute. And original. Love it.
And my sheep does look very disgruntled. He didn't want to take pictures and I had to keep sitting him down over and over. Plus he's barefoot.
I totally could have rocked this contest and you know it. Too bad BabyMama blows proverbial chunks and failed to photograph me in my freaking adorable Monarch Butterfly costume. She's a terrible mother clearly.
Since no one has yet to buy my vote (and it totally IS for sale, BTW) I will freely offer it to #4. Unless #4 turns out to be an ACTUAL Gnome (seriously the likeness is freakish!) then I'll vote for #5 'cuz she scares the poop right out of me.
Diaper change on aisle one!
BlogBaby
I vote for Hermione :)
You got some rockin' entries!
They're all too cute! It's a toss up for me between #3 and #4. But as I'm partial to the wee little ones I'll have to go with #4.
I vote for #4, totally looks like a real gnome!
First of all? Love. Your. Costume. Am voting for YOU! Appreciate you including my little Lightning McQueen there on the all-terrain vehicle photo- which I sent you because I love the treelines (random).
I am thrilled that my little Faith and her Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas costume made your top five (hollah!) but dude. That gnome? Is beyond cute. I WOULD vote for the gnome if it wasn't a vote against my own kid. Just sayin.
Go Pippie! Ima letchoo finish.
You rocked Pipi Longstalkings.
I have to go with #5. I just like her tude.
Gonna have to vote for Trick or Treat Bitches! #5
Gnome! With Hermoine a very close second.
OK.......this was the funnest costume judging ever. I don't have to wear my pouting pants, either. Best use of furniture. I LIKE it. The finalists are absolutely FANTASTIC. It's going to be a close one.....I can tell! :)
I forgot......your costume is superb. I tried to get Emma to be Pippi this year......for the hundredth time.....so bummed she won't go for it. :) Maybe I should go for it next year. :)
-->I like #3 Hermione Who?
I just posted pictures from halloween on my blog of the dog pulling the cart. Hilarious!
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awwww so cute!!! i can't pick one! i like them all!
#5, love it!
I LOVE that pig!
So that's how you're going to choose. Just make us vote. They're all so cute. I'll take #3.
I like #1 - Beaver Bootays.
#2 of course! Those sleeping boys are so cute!
#2 of course! Those sleeping boys are so cute!
#4 fabulous but what a tough choice!
Yippee!! We won. We would like to thank everyone that made our "best house cat" award possible. A special thanks to Licorice for dashing outside and princess for pinning her down for a photo op. ;)
Well since I can't won't for the two cutest sleeping spooks around I'll throw one in for the Gnome. That baby is too cute for words.
What a fun contest.....thats for letting us play.
#2! A perfect depiction of the end of the evening. Such cute boys!!
"Best use of furniture" - LOL!!
Stopping by from the SITS Halloween Parade :o)
#1 - Beaver Bootay!!!!
I vote for #2 Sleeping Beauties!
If you don't mind I'll just sit here and glare at everyone who didnt' vote for my beaver bootays. :)
just kidding
ahem..
* still sitting
xxooxo
thank you for choosing us.. i'm honored to have your talented finger even touching my photo..
Gotta vote for #1 cuz she's my gal!! Go Supah!!
#1 beaver bootays.... yep that is the one.. and it is not because I have been threatned with physical violence either..... LOL.......
#1 is #1 go beavers!
Grissell
I vote for #1 Best Beaver boys!
Gonna go with #1 Beaver Bootays cuz that Beaver Head over her shoulder is just too cute.
I vote for Beaver bootays because Supah said she will kick my bootay if I don't and he knuckle sammiches are nasty tasting!
I'm gonna have to vote for #1. The Beaver Bootays! The others are cute, too!
So my wife says I have to vote for the Supah Beavers cuz Supah is her BFF
Tough competition, but I have to go with #1. I love the little beavers!!
#1 Beavers all the way!
Beaver Bootay
#1 Beaver Bootays!!!!! ALL THE WAY!
You can go ahead and stop taking votes now,'cause I know my vote is the only one that matters. :)
Gotta be number1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1 Cute little Beaver Bootays!!
I vote #1 Beaver Bootays!!
I would like to hereby cast my official vote for SupahMommy's Beaver Bootays! :)
Voting for the adorable Beaver bootays!
#1 all the way! those little beavers are too cute!!!
Beaver Bootays - the name alone is worth the vote and the bootay shot is great! :)
Beaver Bootays - the name alone is worth the vote and the bootay shot is great! :)
#1!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those beavers are just too cute!!
I want to vote for number 2, Hurricane Riley and his big brother Rex!
Well - they are all precious - but I'm gonna have to go with #1 - The Beaver Bootays!!! tooo cute!
Lots of Luck Supah!!! ;-)
Beaver Bootays
cause i'm canadian and that would be wrong for me to not vote for the beaver!!
So many cute costumes! Love this contest!
Gotta throw a little love to those adorable Beaver Bootays! Go, Supah Beavers, go!
My vote's for the Beaver Bootays!
BEAVER BOOTAYS!!!!
The beavers are just adorable!
Honestly, they're numbered in the order I would vote for them!
I like #1 - Beaver Bootays, HOW CUTE!!!!
#1 Beavers rock!!
Those Beavers are just too precious! Hands down the winnahs.....but only cuz I didn't enter my own pic....
Beaver Bootays!!!!!
hermione who?
beautiful texture in that black and white photo...!
#3 it is......
While they're all adorable, I'm going with #3. She's magical!
I vote number 3, Hermoine Who? :)
I vote for #3: Hermione Who? Although they were all great costumes!
#3. She kicks Hermione's Butt!
I vote for....... #3 Hermione Who?
My vote is for the beavers... beavers always win, at least thats what feminisim taught.
LONG LIVE THE BEAVER
I like the beavers!!!
#1 - I'm loyal to Supah!
I know it's not smart to vote against yourself, but that Gnome is just too cute.
Gotta give my love to the gnome.
And to you, Pippi. First, because she was my favorite literary character ever, and second because I think you're pretty awesome to showcase other people's photography on your website. THANK YOU!
i have to say #5! :) and thanks for including my guy's picture as the best I'm gonna get you sucker! That he WAS! :)
Hey! Great post...
Have to go with #1 Beaver Bootay under threat of knuckle sammiches from Supah ...
Plus they are pretty cute.
voting for the BEAVERS! #1 all the way. Too darn cute.
I vote for #3: Hermione Who?
voting for the beaver boys...
I vote for #1: Beaver Bootays from Supah D. @ Adventures of a Wannabe Supah Mommy
My vote is for #3 Hermione Who? Although they are all so cute, there's no doubt in my mind who is the best!
I vote for #3 Hermione. She's really casting some spell there. lol. That little gnome is a very stinking close second.
I love #3!
#1 Beaver Bootays!
#3
#3 Hermoine Who? gets my vote.
#3: Hermione Who? for me too! xxx
#1 for sure!!!
I have to vote for #1 cause I like the Supah lady! :o) hee hee hee
#3 for the win! Such a good picture
#1- Beaver Booyays! All..the..way! Supuh Mommy Rules!
looooooooooooooooooooove the beaver boy!!!!!!!
it's such a fun contest, too bad i didnt know it sooner!
My vote goes #3 Hermione Who!
I love a good bootay shot. #1 all the way. I've got WAY too much of #5's attitude at my house.
#1 Beaver Bootay :)
Number 1-Beaver Booty
#1!!!!!!!!!!
Now I'm at a complete loss. I have been put under a spell by a beautiful little witch. #3 gets my vote.
I dressed as Pippi a couple of years back... my students all thought I was the Wendy's girl... where is the push for literacy anyways?
Anywho...I vote for #3 :)
Tough competition!! I vote for #3: Hermione Who?
~ humps
Sending today's vote to #1 the Supah Mommy! :o)
Beaver Bootays ~ too cute!
#1 Gotta love those Beavers
#1 Beaver bootays all the way!!
#1 :)
It was a toss-up between the beavers and the gnome, but the gnome (#4) wins - it's the face.
Sleeping Beauties!!!
#4
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