Of my contests anyway!
Because photos like this…
Can lead to big things…BIG things!
You already know what the Grand Prize Most Effed Up Christmas Picture Ever is gonna win.
But. Did you know that should you be the second winner (aka first loser) in my Merry Effing Christmas Photo Contest you are gonna win your very own Dummy.
A Big Eye Dummy that is!
That’s right, you will be the proud owner of Dumb Mom’s officially unofficial signature mascot item thingy (but, yours will be a cow, not a giraffe, so don’t get too attaached!).
We were given* this
hideous gorgeous little freak by plushbucket.com and since we adored him so much, we decided it would only be fair to share one with you as well.
He’s like Mr. Potato Head meets Ugly Doll which means he’s tons of interchangeable fun to cuddle with!
But, wait, there’s more…
Be the third winner (aka the second loser) and you too will receive a gift (I’m I sounding infomercially enough for ya?).
A Crayola Telescoping Crayon Tower like this one…
And, that’s right, AND, two personalized coloring books from Frecklebox.com, that you can order with your own child’s name, on them! And, they have a TON of different themes so you don’t have to just get a Christmas one. You can get princesses, or vehicles, or monsters (but, don’t worry, he’s friendly).
Which means that your budding arteest will be able to easily access (and put away) his or her own crayons and color in a coloring book with his or her own name on the front!
Hooray for a little creativity and independence!
Which means, when the voting opens, you better get those votes in here because you have the chance to win some seriously cool crap!
Plus, all of you (winner and two losers) will be invited (if you so desire) to be Dumb Mom ifriends and will have your very own Monday to commandeer my spot.
And, if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a hundred times, being an ifriend is good. It’s more than good, it’s Fan-freakin’-tastic!
So don’t forget to ENTER all of your cruddy holiday photo attempts. Because if you are like Adrian from, Adrian’s Crazy Life, then you may have a good shot at winning this thing!**
**PBD Admits it's Free Disclaimer: All of the items being offered to you as prizes were given to parenting BY dummies free of cost for the specific purpose of awarding them to you lucky ducky winners. Please believe that all of the products endorsed on PBD are considered pleasurable and safe. We don’t want you to hate us and we’d never knowingly support something that could kill you. Please note however, that if any of the items go the way of the Maclaren, we are not liable and we have no intention of replacing your fingers should they be unceremoniously removed form your person. If you have questions or concerns about the products included in this post talk to plushbucket.com, frecklebox.com, or Crayola.com (we specifically received this item through myblogspark.com, just so you know).
**In case you missed it…Adrian’s son (black shirt on left) is giving the photographer (aka his dad) the bird. But, according to Adrian, he meant in the nicest way possible!