1 day ago
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
My kid could totally kick your kid's butt.
But, don't worry, he won't.
He's not really the kick butt type.
I wouldn't mess with him though, because he is a trained fighting machine.
He had his orange to green belt test last Saturday.
He so rocked it!
He was like a less dorky, more fierce Jackie Chan.
Or, maybe he was like a less lethal, more endearing Jet Li.
Nah, I think he was definitely more Karate Kid and less Romeo Must Die.
But, whatever, Daniel LaRusso, ain't got nothing on #1!
The only reason he's not out there snapping necks is because he's the most sweetest, nicest, cooperative, easy-to-be-around-unless-you're-his-four-year-old-brother kinda dude.
Believe me when I say, it's not for lack of skill 'cause he could take you out right now if he wanted to.
But he doesn't, so you're safe.
But, if you don't get over there and enter my giveaway, he might change his mind (or be bribed to do so by his less ethical, more tyrannical beast of a mother).
Giving away two copies of the movie Extract starring Jason Bateman and Ben Affleck. Contest ends 4/2/10.