Your Friend, EB

Dear #1, #2, & #3,

Happy Easter! It's me, your pal, the Easter Bunny (EB). I stopped by your house this morning, and just want to take a minute go over a couple of things regarding this year's EB visit preparations.

Basically, I have a few concerns about the eggs this year. For starters, there were only about eight of them available for hiding. Gonna be a pretty short egg hunt. Also, I'm pretty sure that they were raw. I generally require the eggs to be in their hard boiled state in order to be eligible for the EB Easter Egg Hiding Program. I went ahead and hid them anyway, just this once. And, just so you don't waste extra time looking for the last egg, there are seven.

Also, with regards to the eggs. Brown eggs don't generally count as being "colored". I realize that brown is a color, but as they came straight from the chicken that way, it really just doesn't qualify. I normally like to see white eggs turned into various bright colors, maybe with a smattering of stickers or other fancy decals. That's just what I'm used to. The brown eggs just don't do it for me.

Overall, from what I can tell, it seems that you may not have been expecting me this year. Not sure why, since I come every year at about the same time, but yeah, if you could do a little more to prepare for Easter 2010, that would be great.

As for your baskets, I hid them really, really well this year. Actually, so well that you may not even be able to find them until your mom comes back from work. Hint, hint.

Have a nice day.

Your (highly disappointed) Friend,
EB

P.S. There are six eggs.