WTH?!?!

The £100,000 (about $200,000) white wedding for the 16-year-old girl who lives in a caravan

I'm sure this is some cultural tradition that I am too ignorant to comprehend.

Or, maybe I am just an old, nerdy chick who is too outta the loop to know what is "cool" with teens of today.

Either way, I'm gonna show you an example of why I am glad that I have only sons (and why I am glad to not be a Traveller).

So, enjoy.

And, if any of you plan on giving your sixteen year old a wedding like this, please invite me because I am dying to be a guest at a whiskey tango affair of this magnitude.

So. Awesome.